16th December: Dan’s Christmas Cracker Jokes

Dan's Christmas crackers gags!

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It’s day 16 of our Advent Calendar on Fun Kids and today it’s Frankie’s first visit.

Yes, he thought he managed to escape Dan’s madness, but no. And today Dan wants to test out some potential Christmas crackers jokes!

Click play above to listen to today’s Advent episode!

Here’s some more things that would be in a cracker – Christmas riddles. Can you work them out? Answers below the video of Sean speaking to the cast of The Lodge!

Q. What kind of bird can write?

Q.What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective ?

Q. What happened when one snowman got angry at another?

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Q. How is the Christmas alphabet different from the ordinary alphabet?

Q. Why wasn’t the turkey hungry at Christmas time?

Q. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?

Q. What do you get when you eat the Christmas decorations?

Answers

Q. What kind of bird can write?
A. A pen-guin

Q.What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective ?
A. Santa Clues!

Q. What happened when one snowman got angry at another?
A. He gave him the cold shoulder.

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps.

Q. How is the Christmas alphabet different from the ordinary alphabet?
A. The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Q. Why wasn’t the turkey hungry at Christmas time?
A. He was stuffed!

Q. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A. A snowball!

Q. What do you get when you eat the Christmas decorations?
A. Tinsel-itus.

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