Happy Christmas everyone. It’s the Honey Monster here and welcome to my Christmas Day Honey Monster Report.
I hope you have had lots of lovely presents and that you are looking forward to a monster Christmas Dinner – yum yum!!!
I LOVE Christmas and I’m so excited I could go AAAGGGHHHHRRR! Like a big monster – well I am a big monster, what do you expect?
I’ve been singing my Christmas song all week, here it is, one more time!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my best friend brought for me…
Twelve Monster Movies
Nine Trips to London
Eight Games of Football
Seven Scary Monsters
Six Stomping Pop Songs
Five Fun Kids Mugs!!!!
Three fun days out
Two roller skates
And a lovely pudding just for little me!
Ooops that was nearly the tree knocked over
Did you join in with my carol? I have a few great Christmas jokes for you
Did you hear about the cracker’s Christmas party?
It went with a bang!
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even!
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey – he’s always stuffed
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
“A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year”
What do elephants sing at Christmas?
No-elephants, no elephants