Match of the Day Magazine Christmas Crackers!

Time for some festive footy laughs from this week’s issue of Match of the Day Magazine!


Why are players always getting injured at Christmas?

Because they play on Boxing Day!

Barclays Premier League 2014/15 Manchester United v Tottenham Hotspur Old Trafford, Sir Matt Busby Way, Manchester, United Kingdom - 15 Mar 2015 

Which striker never stops singing in December?

Andy Christmas Carroll!

Andy Carroll wearing West Ham shirt sponsored by Alpari.

Who looks after sick players at Christmas?

The National Elf Service!


Why are Man. Utd players always freezing at Christmas?

Because they play at Cold Trafford!


Which Christmas character supports Liverpool?

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!


Which wicked winger stars in the Christmas Nativity?

Angel Di Maria!


Why did Petr Cech leap over the crossbar?

Because he was wearing a Christmas jumper!


Why don’t refs give out yellow cards in December?

Coz they’re too busy handing out Christmas cards!


Who delivers Arsenal’s Christmas presents?

Santa Cazorla!


What do Aston Villa and Christmas decorations have in common?

If they’re not careful, they’ll both be going down in the New Year!



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