“Cause you’re Stephen Hawk-ing” *sings to tune of One Thing*
World famous scientist Stephen Hawking has claimed Zayn Malik could still be in One Direction – but in another universe!
While speaking at a top science conference recently, Stephen was asked “what do you think is the cosmological effect of Zayn leaving One Direction and consequently breaking the hearts of millions of teenage girls across the world?”
Hawking responded, saying “finally, a question about something important” – we’re with you there, pal.
“Pay close attention to the study of theoretical physics,” he continued, “it would not be beyond the realms of possibility that somewhere outside our own universe lies another different universe and in that universe Zayn is still in One Direction.”
So there you have it, science says (somewhere) Zayn’s still in One Direction – so you best believe it.
More One Direction stuff, not verified by science…
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