Max Crumbly’s Top High School Survival Tips!

Meet the new Dork on the Block!

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You’re probably already pretty familiar with Rachel Renée Russell because she wrote the awesome Dork Diaries books! Well, Rachel is back with a brand new creation – Max Crumbly: Locker Hero! It’s out right now. Click here to find out more!

If you like Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid, you’ll LOVE this!

Max Crumbly is about to face the scariest place he’s ever been: South Ridge Middle School. There’s a lot that’s great about his new school but there’s one big problem stopping Max from having any fun.

Doug is the school bully who has a nasty hobby of stuffing Max in his locker! If only Max was just like the hero in his favourite comics! Unfortunately, the only super power Max has is the ability to smell pizza from a mile away but that’s not exactly going to help him foil the bad guys.

Max Crumbly: Locker Hero by Rachel Renée Russell is out right now. Click here to find out more!

We’ve asked Max what his top 5 tips are for surviving High School – check them out below!

The school bully has stuffed you in your locker, how do you escape?

Well, the first thing you should do is wait for the bully to disappear. Once the coast is clear, use a powerful superhero fist-punch to blast the door off, then zoom away with your super-flying abilities! Or talk to your teacher about it.

You’ve dropped all of your books in the school corridor. EVERYONE is looking. What do you do?

Ideally, you’d have invisibility powers so you can make yourself invisible so no one can see you. Then you can slowly pick your books up one-by-one without ANYONE noticing!

You’re being chased by an angry mob. How do you get away?

If you have super-speed, you can run around them lots of times really fast which will cause the mob to spin out of control. They’ll be too dizzy to notice you getting away!

Someone has stolen all the pizza in the school cafeteria! How do you get the pizza back?

There’s something I have that you don’t need super powers for – super pizza senses! I can smell pizza from a mile away. Just track the smell down and find the pizza perpetrator before the pizza goes cold!

The school bully has locked your whole class in a classroom. How do you get everyone out in time for lunch?

Lasers can cut through anything. Metal, walls, and classroom doors! If you have laser-vision, you can zap the lock on the door and set everyone free!

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Max Crumbly: Locker Hero by Rachel Renée Russell is out right now. Click here to find out more!

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