Top 10 Silly Jokes!

If you need to arm yourself with some silly jokes for the playground then you've come to the right place...

We’ve come up with a list of 10 of the silliest jokes around!

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music

Where do cows go for entertainment?

The Moo-vies

What kind of nut doesn’t like money?

Cash ew

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

They’re always stuffed!

What did 0 say to 8?

Hey…nice belt!

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

Because it ran out of juice

How do you throw a great party in space?

You planet!

Why did Johnny eat his homework?

His teacher told him it would be a piece of cake!

What is a fish without an eye called?

A fsh

How does a train eat?

It goes chew chew

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