Meet Venk…
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Codename: Doesn’t need one.
Department: Whatevs.
Moped: Unnamed.
Special skills: Just being himself, yo.
Signature move: The Casual Smirk, The Wry Comment, The Slick Quiff.
Secret Fact: He reeeally wishes he was in a boyband. He wants to call it M’agickalGoldenBoyz and dress all in denim. Please don’t tell his friends.
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